Ế Đi HọC ....

[Bụi]

Hít hồn , tưởng sis HA chạy dzô phe của Ế chứ

Bụi biết Ế là M cí chắt á sis ui ... Ế đâu có được tốt số được làm .. con gái như tụi mình chứ

[Bụi]

TEACHER: Evolution , what is the chemical formula for water?

Ế: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

Ế: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

[Bụi]

TEACHER: Evolution, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago ..

Ế: Me !

[Bụi]

TEACHER: Nahoku not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Evolution, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Ế : Because Nahoku still had the axe in his hand

[Bụi]

TEACHER: Evolution, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Ế: A teacher

[Vutran1963]

hai anh ( nếu Evo là đực như dì An nghi ngờ) em nhà này mắc cười quá ....welcome back dì An, tưởng....cúm "heo" nó hành chứ.....

[HoaiAn76]

hai anh ( nếu Evo là đực như dì An nghi ngờ) em nhà này mắc cười quá ....welcome back dì An, tưởng....cúm "heo" nó hành chứ.....

Thiệt á.. quen dzí É khg biết bao năm rồi ...mừ hủng biết đực hay cái nữa đó

[nahoku]

TEACHER: Nahoku not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Evolution, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Ế : Because Nahoku still had the axe in his hand

Hé hé hé.......thọt lét mình nghen , chờ đấy.....



Nahoku: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Father:" Of course not."
Nahoku: "Good, because I didn't chop down your cherry tree. But Bụi did á ....hehehe "


Bụi had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied by Bụi.

[evolution]

hai anh ( nếu Evo là đực như dì An nghi ngờ) em nhà này mắc cười quá ....welcome back dì An, tưởng....cúm "heo" nó hành chứ.....

Hổng phải đâu bác VuTran ui, chúng tôi là hai dì cháu đó!

Dì An đi Honey moon mới vìa đó mừ

[evolution]

Teacher: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Dì Bụi Đời: Yes I am, I married the wrong man.

[evolution]

Dì Bụi: I'm in a big trouble!
Dì An: Why is that?
Dì Bụi: I saw a mouse in my house!
Dì An: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Dì Bụi: I don't have one.
Dì An: Well then, buy one.
Dì Bụi: Can't afford one.
Dì An: I can give you mine if you want.
Dì Bụi: That sounds good.
Dì An: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Dì Bụi: I don't have any cheese.
Dì An: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Dì Bụi: I don't have oil.
Dì An: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Dì Bụi: I don't have bread.
Dì An: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

[evolution]

Dì Bụi is talking to God.

Dì Bụi: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
Dì Bụi: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
Dì Bụi: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "OK, wait a minute."

[evolution]

Dì Bụi: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Dì Bụi: Great! I never could before!

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Dì Bụi: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Dì Bụi: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Dì Bụi says to dì An, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
Dì An says "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
Dì Bụi says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

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Dì An: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Dì Bụi: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

Dì An: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
Dì Bụi: Still no idea.

[evolution]

Teacher: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
Dì Bụi: An envelope.

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Tacher: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Dì Bụi: Wet.

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Teacher: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
Dì Bụi: A stick.

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Teacher: Where do you find giant snails?
Dì Bụi: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)

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Teacher: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
Dì Bụi: A stamp.

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Teacher: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
Dì Bụi: A blackboard.

[evolution]

The teacher speaking to dì Bụi said, "Bụi Đời, name two pronouns."
Dì Bụi who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Dì Bụi: Obviously it is the past tense.


That's all for today!
To be continued...